A pictorial tale of a bizarre January in BC, spent with all me chaps.
Enjoy:
![WierdJanuaryBL-58](http://maintenance.biglines.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/WierdJanuaryBL-58-1024x569.jpg)
A wave of weirdness washed over the lands…
![WierdJanuaryBL-61](http://maintenance.biglines.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/WierdJanuaryBL-61-1024x480.jpg)
Stirring the riders of air, mountain and sea.
![WierdJanuaryBL-1](http://maintenance.biglines.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/WierdJanuaryBL-1-1024x682.jpg)
Sending momentary bursts of winter.
![WierdJanuaryBL-2](http://maintenance.biglines.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/WierdJanuaryBL-2-1024x682.jpg)
With smokey moments in the midst of the storm.
![WierdJanuaryBL-3](http://maintenance.biglines.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/WierdJanuaryBL-3-1024x682.jpg)
And a side of pineapple juice.
![WierdJanuaryBL-4](http://maintenance.biglines.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/WierdJanuaryBL-4-682x1024.jpg)
We received news from the Wizard Beast: “Rain’s on the way.”
![WierdJanuaryBL-7](http://maintenance.biglines.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/WierdJanuaryBL-7-1024x682.jpg)
But we ventured forth anyways…
![WierdJanuaryBL-10](http://maintenance.biglines.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/WierdJanuaryBL-10-1024x682.jpg)
And hung out with the elders at the top of the peaks.
![WierdJanuaryBL-5](http://maintenance.biglines.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/WierdJanuaryBL-5-1024x614.jpg)
This landscape seemed strangely familiar.
![WierdJanuaryBL-12](http://maintenance.biglines.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/WierdJanuaryBL-12-1024x682.jpg)
So did this sliding sensation.
![WierdJanuaryBL-13](http://maintenance.biglines.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/WierdJanuaryBL-13-748x1024.jpg)
But then this happened.
![WierdJanuaryBL-15](http://maintenance.biglines.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/WierdJanuaryBL-15-1024x704.jpg)
So we went faster than usual.
![WierdJanuaryBL-23](http://maintenance.biglines.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/WierdJanuaryBL-23-1024x682.jpg)
Slashed through some pow.
![WierdJanuaryBL-19](http://maintenance.biglines.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/WierdJanuaryBL-19-1024x708.jpg)
And then ended up here.
![WierdJanuaryBL-24](http://maintenance.biglines.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/WierdJanuaryBL-24-1024x664.jpg)
In this field of exploding pillows.
![WierdJanuaryBL-25](http://maintenance.biglines.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/WierdJanuaryBL-25-682x1024.jpg)
Might as well see where this ends up.
![WierdJanuaryBL-31](http://maintenance.biglines.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/WierdJanuaryBL-31-1024x682.jpg)
Hmmmm….Up here somehow.
![WierdJanuaryBL-30](http://maintenance.biglines.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/WierdJanuaryBL-30-1024x682.jpg)
This guy just dropped out of nowhere.
![WierdJanuaryBL-32](http://maintenance.biglines.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/WierdJanuaryBL-32-1024x636.jpg)
And then this guy flew past, no doubt visiting from the future.
![WierdJanuaryBL-35](http://maintenance.biglines.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/WierdJanuaryBL-35-1024x682.jpg)
Hide your daughters. Hide your wife.
![WierdJanuaryBL-36](http://maintenance.biglines.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/WierdJanuaryBL-36-1024x682.jpg)
Seriously though, he’s coming right for us.
![WierdJanuaryBL-38](http://maintenance.biglines.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/WierdJanuaryBL-38-1024x682.jpg)
The time to send was right about now.
![WierdJanuaryBL-41](http://maintenance.biglines.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/WierdJanuaryBL-41-1024x682.jpg)
But then we fell asleep and woke up here.
![WierdJanuaryBL-42](http://maintenance.biglines.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/WierdJanuaryBL-42-1024x682.jpg)
The Wizard Beast was there, so we knew we were on the right track.
![WierdJanuaryBL-59](http://maintenance.biglines.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/WierdJanuaryBL-59-1024x682.jpg)
This guy went out to gather his thoughts.
![WierdJanuaryBL-44](http://maintenance.biglines.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/WierdJanuaryBL-44-1024x682.jpg)
“Mmmmmmmm….Patrick Swayze.”
![WierdJanuaryBL-46](http://maintenance.biglines.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/WierdJanuaryBL-46-1024x630.jpg)
“I should get a cat.”
![WierdJanuaryBL-54](http://maintenance.biglines.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/WierdJanuaryBL-54-682x1024.jpg)
Seasonal Confusion Disorder.
![WierdJanuaryBL-47](http://maintenance.biglines.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/WierdJanuaryBL-47-1024x658.jpg)
The things we do to ward off the craziness…
![WierdJanuaryBL-48](http://maintenance.biglines.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/WierdJanuaryBL-48-1024x551.jpg)
Are worth their weight in neoprene.
![WierdJanuaryBL-51](http://maintenance.biglines.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/WierdJanuaryBL-51-1024x682.jpg)
Because everyone will tell you…
![WierdJanuaryBL-52](http://maintenance.biglines.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/WierdJanuaryBL-52-1024x682.jpg)
Hips don’t lie.
![WierdJanuaryBL-60](http://maintenance.biglines.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/WierdJanuaryBL-60-1024x682.jpg)
First degree murder, posse’ing out.
![WierdJanuaryBL-39](http://maintenance.biglines.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/WierdJanuaryBL-39-1024x656.jpg)
Time travel’s a hell of a drug.
![](http://maintenance.biglines.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/WierdJanuaryBL-masehowey-1-1024x589.jpg)
Per Caw….You’re telling me.
![](http://maintenance.biglines.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/WierdJanuaryBL-70-682x1024.jpg)
Stretching is advised, in those times between seasons.
![WierdJanuaryBL-20](http://maintenance.biglines.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/WierdJanuaryBL-20-1024x682.jpg)
And just like a ghost I’m gone again…
All photos by: Callum Jelley
Snowboarders: Antoine Malingrey, Mason Mashon, Mikey Nixon
Skier: Matty Richard, Josh Hall
Surfers: Ben Murphy, Unknown Longboarder
Bikers: Brendan Howey, Evan Young,
Captions: Callum Jelley, Mikey Nixon